Welcome to Perry Industries
Where Awesomeness and Brilliance are created!
Friend, you've arrived at 22 acres of ingenuity on the sunny north shore of Lake Tiberius! Since 2002, Perry Industries has brought the working world two miracles of modern chemistry: Awesomeness, the heavy-duty degreaser that cuts grease the way our founder cuts ribbons, and Brilliance, the ammoniated polish with the unforgettable scent of Essence of Brilliance. Three happy operations. One Chief Awesomeness Officer. A brighter, shinier tomorrow, today!
SYNTO Group
Where tomorrow's product is born! Four fume hoods, one pilot lab, and a conference room called The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Now cooking: Excellence.
Perry's Awesomeness Factory
The heart of it all! Thunderbolt in, Awesomeness out. Polyjuice Base in, Brilliance out. Twelve thousand gallons of ambition and a control room that never blinks while production runs.
Honey Badger Logistics
Five docks. Twelve tractors. Zero concern for what's in the drum. Honey Badger ships it right!
Now, pick your door!
Each class is hosted by the part of Perry Industries that lives it every day.
Twelve technicians, eight SCBAs, one ammonia dike, and Steve Resko, who has been there for all eleven of our worst days. Pull the plans. Work the spill.
Enter the plant →A placard for everything that leaves and a shipping paper to prove it.
Visit the Shipping Desk →Forty drums of still bottoms, one caustic tank, and a manifest for every one of them. The truth is in the 90-day area.
Opening soonWhen the horn sounds, proceed calmly to Rivendell, Shire or Hoth. Hoth is the east lot. Dress accordingly. Remember: a prepared employee is an Awesome employee!
Perry Industries is the training campus for SYNTO's HAZWOPER, DOT and RCRA courses.